Never Metaphor I Didn’t Like

Tell Me A Story Storytelling Event Promo Card for 1/16/19 Frozen-Themed Storytelling Show

My second appearance at Hillary Rea’s long-running storytelling event, Tell Me A Story, was a fun one. The audience was game. The other presenters inspired me to use the word delightful without irony. And I’d taken some of the pressure off of performing directly after a draining work day by deciding I’d read my story, though I knew it well enough to just (insert jazz hands) tell it, and ad-libbed from the heart more than once.

Cherry on the sundae? Hillary, a consummate professional and a woman after my own heart, decided that this year she’d start paying her storytellers because…fairness, integrity, ad nauseam, amen.

Mad props to the colleague who wished me good luck by hoping the audience understood that “that’s how you really talk,” the fellow presenter who tapped into my fear that I would be forced to publicly address my refusal to see either Disney’s Frozen or everyone’s A Christmas Story, and Hillary’s eye-snagging floral Doc Martens. 

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Fur Real

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“Oh shit, this is new!”

So said the jogger who stopped abruptly next to me on Broad Street as I admired this (indeed new) South Philadelphia mural by @symonesalinstudio. It was recently and carefully pasted on the side of a long defunct fur store in support of sexual assault and sexual harassment whistle blowers Christine Blasey Ford and (a somewhat anglicized?) Anita Hill. ‬