Writer. Comedian. Multimedia Storyteller. Urban Farmgirl. Solvency Enthusiast. Conflicted South Philadelphian.
This is just to say*
I have cancelled
my monthly subscriptions
(all of them)
and which
everyone swore
were completely
indispensable
Forgive me
they were nickel
and diming
me to death
* with apologies to William Carlos Williams
#
INT. UNITED BY BLUE COFFEE SHOP – DAY (February 21, 2019 actually)
Barista (bellowing): GOOD MORNING!
Me: …Vietnam!
Barista: ….
Me: ….
Barista: ….
Me: Vanilla latte, please.
Barista: I mean, it wasn’t his best film.
#
